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TOP 10 BEERS-WINTER 2010 Oh it's ON! We reviewed a bunch of more beers for our seasonal update to the beers you will need to try!

 


Kleenex and Lotion: Today's Featured Blogs

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Pimp's Corner

Squirting 101

It's the holy grail of sex, in fact it's the holy grail of any young man...period. There is nothing hotter than seeing your woman squirt for the first time.

Control

We all want it, but we can't have it. Underlandtongue's advice is to let go...and see how much your life changes because of it.

Snow Bunnies or Southern Belles?

So which girl is better? The Snow Bunny or The Southern Belle? We asked our blogger Eros to weigh in on his opinion in this installment of "Pimp's Corner."!

 

Top 5 Blow Jobs

We all love the blow job. So what are the top 5 blow jobs? We did some research (sometimes this is the best job ever); and came up with a list of the best BJs we've ever had. If you want to contribute then click here to add your own!!

Learning The Tao 2 We continue our series on lasting longer naturally. It's an ancient Chinese Secret.

Why we obsess over what we can't have Sometimes we can't get the person we want. But why do we do that? Is there anyway to MOVE ON???

Previous Pimp's Corner Blogs

Top 10 Signs the Girl at the bar wants it So how do you pick a chick up in the bar? It's not as easy as it seems...so we've come up with a list of the Top 10 Signs. If you don't want to go home alone then click here to read more!

Threesomes: The Primerthis balls-on how-to is written by our very own blogger Underlandtongue, who has enough experience in these matters he should teach a class. Well pull up a seat, Jimmy and start thinkin' with your dipstick.

Learning The Tao you don't need no damned drugs to last longer.





Kitty Cat Klub

A Different Kind of Foreplay

Okay, so mostly every woman out there has had that fantasy…the one about the forbidden guy you know you’ll never hook up with, never SHOULD hook up with, and ultimately know for whatever reason it could never happen…should never happen….and WOULD never happen. 

Or would it? 

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Previous Kitty Cat Klubs' Blogs

Teach Him How to Eat You

Girls, have you ever thought about what a guy is thinking before he eats your pussy? Well a lot of things are going through his mind. What does it look like? How does it smell? Where to I lick/touch/fuck? Is this the clit?

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"Scissors" Every once in a while, I have indulged in women. There. I said it. I like the softness of a woman, the way she smells and feels, gentle but yet decadent.

Oh Pussy, Where Art Thou? Girls, if you haven't even seen it, how can you expect him to know what to do with it?

How to do Sex on the Beach without getting sand in your shorts...



Most Embarrassing "Sexcapades" Whether they be general sexual malfunctions, or getting your hot dog caught in a SUV, these stories would make Richard Gere blush. You can comment about a few here and of course read the blogs before you post. Duh.

 

Plumpers This blog is all about giving the big ladies some lovin'...which is all well and good in a pinch, as Eros explains...

Helicopter Car Chase This story by Eros includes diddling the Colonel's Daughter and getting caught red handed.

Northern Cream Job First base, second base, and third was just too much for Underlandtongue to handle! Read about one of the more embarrassing situations that you can find yourself in.


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Johnny Strikeout This guy strikes out more than anyone else we know. So he's perfect to write this blog!

Whether it's a misplaced pick up line or just being...well..wrong, Johnny's the guy if you need some comic relief.

Hottie Hound Hottie hound is the story of what happens to Johnny when he strikes out on the beach. How can you do that if you have a dog and a beautiful day with beautiful women? Well, that's our Johnny! He finds a way to blow it.

JESUS How can she DRIVE THAT FAST??? It was a rare night. Not for the events that were about to unfold, but for the fact that my ex girlfriend was out of town and I had my boys in town. You see, I was living with my girlfriend at the time.

Kleenex and Lotion: Staff Blogs

Top 10 Porn Parodies We all love a good porno parody, and sometimes these titles are better than the actual sex we see in them. So, as connoisseurs of the carnal, we wanted to make a list and provide a little insight into each of these titles.

Fall Nooky Places It's fall, but that doesn't mean you can't get freaky out and about. We have the latest list from the staff...

Bathroom 101 If you bring a chick home, she's going to use a bathroom. Make sure she doesn't want to run out screaming once she sees it.

Top 10 Websites: Funny & Obscure These sites crack us up...but they aren't the typical sites you've seen. That's what our Top 10 Websites series is all about. We surf so you don't have to.

Top 10 Beers We break down the Top 10 Beers for each season.

Top 10 Pinups  From ancient depictions of well endowed women on the walls of caves, to the great sculptures of antiquity. Erotic art has always found its place in human culture.

Top 10 Beers We break down the Top 10 Beers for each season. Our Winter list is up!

Top VIPs Here are some of our staff's favorite VIP places to not only get into...but to get it on in!

 

 

 

 

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