Johnny Strikeout's Guide to Picking Up Chicks

[Johnny Strikeout]

1. When you see your object of desire and decide to finally talk to her, don't go right there. Stop along the way. This makes her feel like she's not that important.

2. Posture is important. You shouldn't look like you are a Bantam Rooster, so don't stick out your chest or look confident. She'll think you are some kind of meathead.

3. Go with your boys. If she can see you guys hamming it up, she'll wonder what's so fun and want to join in!

4. Stare her down. This is very effective. Every girl likes to think that the guy who is picking her up has intentions. You want her to be submissive.

5. Dress for comfort. You don't want to be seen fidgeting with a collar if you aren't used to wearing one. Dudes who dress up are faggy. Don't be like that.

6. Cut her down a notch. If she seems high and mighty, insult her. This will drive a woman crazy.

[Mandi Lynn]

Originally Posted by Johnny Strikeout

1. When you see your object of desire and decide to finally talk to her, don't go right there. Stop along the way. This makes her feel like she's not that important.

2. Posture is important. You shouldn't look like you are a Bantam Rooster, so don't stick out your chest or look confident. She'll think you are some kind of meathead.

3. Go with your boys. If she can see you guys hamming it up, she'll wonder what's so fun and want to join in!

4. Stare her down. This is very effective. Every girl likes to think that the guy who is picking her up has intentions. You want her to be submissive.

5. Dress for comfort. You don't want to be seen fidgeting with a collar if you aren't used to wearing one. Dudes who dress up are faggy. Don't be like that.

6. Cut her down a notch. If she seems high and mighty, insult her. This will drive a woman crazy.

Jesus, Johnny when was the last time you were laid?

[Dick in a Box]

Originally Posted by Mandi Lynn

Jesus, Johnny when was the last time you were laid?

WTF? Listen biotch that shit works.

[Hot Pants]

Originally Posted by Dick in a Box

WTF? Listen biotch that shit works.

Oh yeah? I haven't seen you bump when laid lately there stud boy.

[Bukkake Sensei]

Originally Posted by Hot Pants

Oh yeah? I haven't seen you bump when laid lately there stud boy.

Pwnage

[Sweet Sweet Connie]

Jesus this guy is just crazy

[kandlad]

Originally Posted by Hot Pants

Oh yeah? I haven't seen you bump when laid lately there stud boy.

And he hasn't been back in a while either. Nursing his wounds.

[ken]

[cHarlot]

Originally Posted by kandlad

And he hasn't been back in a while either. Nursing his wounds.

Or a hangover

[Dick in a Box]

Yeah fuck off I been gettin ass not like you losers ever get ass