Teach Him how to Eat You By Underlandtongue and Hot Pants

Girls, have you ever thought about what a guy is thinking before he eats your pussy? Well a lot of things are going through his mind. What does it look like? How does it smell? Where to I lick/touch/fuck? Is this the clit?

What about these two sets of lips? No one told me anything about that!!!

How does it taste? Is it a little like blood? (You know, from a period)

And ladies, these aren't just questions they have in mind before their very first time...these are questions a man has EVERY time.

Because, as you should know, every pussy is different.

Each woman is different. There are different tastes, textures, smells, variances in cooter anatomy. And it's no wonder that guys are a little infatuated (if not scared) of the complicated vagina. Big clit, little clit, hooded clit and that's not it!

Slap my pussy

There's deep vaginal and G-Spot orgasms. There's the labia majora and the labia minora. The cervix. (The service? I have to get drafted and shit???)

(Which one is the clit again?)

Guys are used to one big great-balls-of-fire erogenous zone at the end of the penis and all the rest just feels good. So there is no way a guy is just going to be good eating pussy. That's where you come in. You have the pussy for Christ's sake! You know what one of those things do!

It's up to you, Ovum Wan Kenobi.

But since you can't take them all on by yourselves, we've asked Underlandtongue and Hot Pants to give us their advice on the subject:

I, Underlandtongue, had a bisexual girl teach me how to do it right the first week I was in college. It was an absolutely brilliant afternoon of "right there" and "no not like that, like this" and "keep going right there." She had not only the right anatomical gifts, she had first hand expert knowledge. She was a sage, and I was her pupil. I ate it up.

Pun intended. I had no shame! I asked questions, she answered them. She taught me how to eat her pussy.

Since all girls are different, there aren't any techniques for eating pussy that are better than any other. Sure, writing the cursive alphabet with your tongue is not a bad start (at least you are moving your attention around the organ); but that's where the "tricks" end.

What worked for the last girl may not work for the next.

So, that's where I come in. These basics will do you right...and at least get you laid. (We'll work on making her cum later)

1. The clit. Okay boys, repeat after me: The clit is my best friend. It's got twice the number of nerve endings than you have in the head of your dick. Yeah. Two times the sensation packed into a very small area. It is obviously the main focus of oral sex...and it's resilient. It can be sucked, licked, flicked, teased and nibbled. Only the most hard core want it bitten. The key is to watch a woman masturbate...if she likes her clitoris pulled upward...she'll like to be stimulated that way. If she is a furious flicker...and takes a finger and vertically rubs it side to side across her love bud...well she'll like it that way too. Remember, sucking and slapping the clit are only advised under advanced states of arousal. The clitoris gets its pleasure from pressure and repetition.

2. The lips. Okay boys, repeat after me: Don't forget the lips. They aren't just to be spread, to pierce your tongue into her twat like a little beaked penis. They are part of the whole package like your balls or shaft are. Use a finger or two to spread them apart, tease them, caress them. They can be your B-Team when you are busy lapping at her clitoris. Sucking on them often make a girl get closer and closer to cumming. The lips are all about friction. So keep that in mind when you stimulate it.

3. The vagina. Nothing to repeat here...the hole is for sticking a tongue or finger in. Don't forget the G-spot, but that's for another blog.

I, Hot Pants, am a bisexual girl and I learned what felt good from an early age ;). I also was interested in girls, and after seeing some lesbian sex in a magazine my father had, I wanted to get another girl off. It was like a mission for me! Sure, it took about another year before I worked up the courage, but when I finally did, OMG! It was hotter than I had imagined and I think we both had orgasms all night. That summer's sleepovers were a lot of fun...

But anyway. If you want a man to eat you right, you have to tell him how to do it. Are you a girl who likes to feel your lips sucked? Maybe you want a few fingers jabbing you deeply while your lover laps your clitoris. Only you know, and if you don't tell him how to eat you it's your own fault.

You are the only one to blame.  You might remember my blog about discovering your own pussy...well take that as an prerequisite of this blog. Now that you know where you like it and how you like it...show him. Let him watch you get off. It will teach him what you like and how you like it (as Undie pointed out). But don't just stop there, tell him that you like it.

No, don't just spout of like an non passionate robot. Be a little creative. Tell him "See the way I'm pulling my lips like that to get at my dirty little clit? That makes me so hot thinking of you doing that to me."

A few "oh right there" exclamations later and you've taught him how to please you orally. And it's okay to tell him that you don't like something. Obviously, you don't want to hurt his feelings or turn him off, so just purr and coo "I liked that one thing SO much better..."

Guys have no problem telling a girl that they don't like something. Speak up! It's your sexual right.

Teach him how to eat you, and you will cum forever!

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